About
My name is Chris Pilkington I am the Graphite Dragon.
What is a Graphite Dragon? The astute or overly nerdy among you might know that in Dungeons and Dragons (see note 1) will recognize that they classify good dragons by metals or minerals, the Pathfinder Game (2) is especially guilty of this, with zinc dragons and the like. When I was looking for a nickname for my work, the Graphite Dragon came to mind.
I love dragons, and I love writing. One writes with graphite pencils…. ok you get the idea. The Graphite Dragon was born.
This website is dedicated to my writing and my interests.
All that remains is to tell you more about me the person behind the breath weapon. I love writing, and so that is what I intend to do. I was once a professional writer who wrote commercials and promotional material for radio stations. When getting drunk and listening to music was no longer fun, I went back to school and learned to be an addictions counselor and child and youth worker. I do that during the day.
I am an intensely private person who is an open book. Any good writer recognizes that they are an integral part of their stories, so I will likely share a lot of stories about me and my past, present and future. Do not cry for me, pity me or hate me. I am what I am, and here are some words arranged in what is hopefully a pleasing, entertaining, informative, dramatic, funny, useful, direct manner. I may or may not update this, as I am really done talking about me now, just read my stuff. Hit that like button and subscri…wait that is youtube… maybe I should do youtube. Nah, there’s no money in that. Patreon seems fun though. Everyone loves a paywall right?
I am also told I need graphics and sex appeal. Here is a picture of my sex leg. Would you like to see my sex leg?
If you played World of Warcraft, that was a funny joke about the message boards and key loggers. If you didn’t then you have not wasted your life. I envy you.
- This website is prone to hiding jokes and funny things in links. Click at your own risk. You have been warned. On the other hand, I also like information so I might actually put the real deal in a link, so those prone to the rabbit hole lifestyle of internet browsing, you’ve been warned. I will ussually tel you if the links in a post are real, but I will never tell you if they are jokes.
- Also, sometimes links will show off some political commentary.
- You can always trust my music links, though the songs may or may not have dirty words in them. I am an adult, and I am assuming you are too, mostly because if you aren’t this is going to be really boring for you.